- They preach the end of the world is nigh.
- They tell you that just thinking about sin is just as bad as committing it.
- They preach that creationism is science while evolution isn't
- They preach that women shouldn't have leadership positions over men.
- They tell you to home school your kids
- They tell you that you may need to move to a safer town, usually in another state, to avoid the next war.
- They tell you who you should vote for.
- They speak in tongues.
- They handle poisonous snakes, drink poison, etc.
- Your Pastor proclaims that he's the second coming of Christ.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
The Top Ten Signs that your Church is Insane
I know, this is very short, and probably not too humorous, but it had to be done, as the idea has been in my head for a while...