Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Top Ten Signs that your Church is Insane

I know, this is very short, and probably not too humorous, but it had to be done, as the idea has been in my head for a while...

  1. They preach the end of the world is nigh.
  2. They tell you that just thinking about sin is just as bad as committing it.
  3. They preach that creationism is science while evolution isn't
  4. They preach that women shouldn't have leadership positions over men.
  5. They tell you to home school your kids
  6. They tell you that you may need to move to a safer town, usually in another state, to avoid the next war.
  7. They tell you who you should vote for.
  8. They speak in tongues.
  9. They handle poisonous snakes, drink poison, etc.
  10. Your Pastor proclaims that he's the second coming of Christ.


Pocket Nerd said...

Don't forget one of my favorites:

They claim that Christianity is not a religion. (Bonus points if they simultaneously claim that science is a religion.)

David W. Irish said...

Well, I agree that Christianity is not a religion. It's clearly a form of mental illness. :)